Sleeping Like a Baby: Myth. Busted.

When you hear the phrase ‘sleeping like a baby’ your mind will conjure up an image like this…

Over the past few days I have learned that this is an ABSOLUTE LIE!!

To truly sleep like a baby, you need to…

  1. Wake up on several occasions, making a noise like a bag of goats being thrown off a cliff.
  2. Demand milk (preferably from a human boob)
  3. Shit yourself. 4 times.

Although slightly wordy, I think this saying should be changed to ‘sleeping like the frazzled parent of a small child.’

Much more accurate!

PARENTING LESSON: Don’t believe old sayings

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