When you hear the phrase ‘sleeping like a baby’ your mind will conjure up an image like this…
Over the past few days I have learned that this is an ABSOLUTE LIE!!
To truly sleep like a baby, you need to…
- Wake up on several occasions, making a noise like a bag of goats being thrown off a cliff.
- Demand milk (preferably from a human boob)
- Shit yourself. 4 times.
Although slightly wordy, I think this saying should be changed to ‘sleeping like the frazzled parent of a small child.’
Much more accurate!
PARENTING LESSON: Don’t believe old sayings