Expectation vs Reality – Changing a Nappy

Even though I’m a relatively new Dad, I was aware that babies existed…even before I had one. This was mainly due to films and TV.

I’ve now been a Dad for 2 whole months and feel qualified to say that everything on TV and in films is a naughty NAUGHTY lie.

This is the first in a series, delving into the expectations and realities of parenting.

First up…changing a nappy.

Oh. Before we get into it, this post contains the most horrific GIF you will ever see. Be warned.

Changing a Nappy – Expectation

You take off the nappy, use a single wipe to slightly caress your babies anus then pop on a new nappy. There is a teeny speck of poo on the wipe. During the change, your baby is contentedly gurgling away to themselves.

Changing a Nappy – Reality

OH GOD! WHY IS THERE A VAT OF CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA IN YOUR NAPPY??

There aren’t enough wipes in the world to contend with this aberration.

Send help.

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